(Technically this isn't a wordless post but realized I had to add words to explain the photo)
I was just in Orlando, Florida for the incredible Global Pet Expo. My flight back home didn't leave until late in the day, so I had time to check out the sites and chase a few geckos on various lawns. (I have this thing for chasing geckos – they're just so darn cute and so chaseable) I would have liked to seen Seaworld or Universal Studios but there just wasn't enough time before having to get to the airport.
So I figured I might as well do a little shopping to pass the time. I made my way to this MEGA Outlet Mall – something we really don't have in Canada. The Orlando Premium Outlets on Vine Avenue had 150 stores, many of them high-end retailers. And shoppers everywhere, wandering around with fancy merchandise bags and Starbucks coffees.
To be honest…. I don't even like shopping. I like the people watching much more. However, I did manage to buy THE best item for sale there. And it was my one and only purchase in Orlando. A rubbery egg that you throw on a wall and it sticks. They're called Splat Back Toys.
Now how fantastic is this? I bought two – one for myself and one for my brother David, who I am constantly sending silly things to for his engineering office. (He's a big kid at heart) I'm thinking it looks like a freaky breast implant. Guess I could have got two for myself as bra inserts to feel like a sexy Chick(en).
It was definitely a worthwhile adventure before the airport. Got some exercise walking all around Consumerville, did some serious people watching and left smiling with my successful purchase. If I go back next year I am SO getting the Splat Rat (Note: No intent of malice against rats. Just like the fact it rhymes)
YOU crack me up!
No pun intended on that one Carol? Ha ha!
Too funny because I was thinking the same thing myself, it’s an implant!
It looks like it would be fun to play with! Love the implant thought!
Maggie
Now this made me laugh…You must be the only tourist to visit the Land of the Mouse and not go home with a set of mickey mouse ears BOL!
hey, I used to live pretty close to the Mega Outlet mall there in Orlando. That looks hilariously like it could be a prank breast implant. thanks for sharing!